(Source: lovecutekiss)
ohai.
my name's alyssa. i love sports, and music. i also love boys--i'm a big fan. i'm pretty straight up, i love to just have a good time...without drinking or smoking. yeah eat that up, i'm pretty fucken funny live!laugh:Dlove<3
Ask me anything
10AM
(Source: navego, via lovemarcella)
May182012
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
8AM
(Source: valiuminduced, via k0alaa)
8AM
he knows whats up.
8AM
~~80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
8AM
Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures
(Source: mikaelchoe)
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